Unrestricted Free Hotness: Columbus Dinner Jackets

Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Columbus!

...Hi. We're in Columbus.

On the Blueline:

Jamie Pushor
Jamie here is an Southern Alberta boy who just can't seem to leave the farm (team) behind him. And lord knows we do not need another AHL regular within the Oil ranks, no matter how cute he may be. While I do find Mr. Pushor attractive, I hope K.Lo can resist the urge to engage his former Assistant GM in a bidding slap-fight over these here middling hockey skillz.

Anders Eriksson
Sweden-born Eriksson wears turtlenecks and/or neckguards. That's really all you need to know about him.







Bryan Berard
It's because of Bryan Berard that I now know the NHL has a minimum vision requirement of 20/400. That's legally blind! You can insert your own bad McGeough joke here.

Masterson-winner Berard may have only one good eye, but I think his look screams "thug" more than it does "pirate." Too bad, because: Bryan Berarrrrrd! would be worth bringing to Edmonton.