Rehab = Rawr

As the Oilers season plods depressingly toward its merciful end, my thoughts turn back to the heady days of October 2006 and the crowning of our first annual Hot-Off Champion, one Mr. Ethan Moreau. Less than a month later, Chopper's slap fight injury gave us a taste of the myriad concussions, "sports hernias," and thumb wrestling injuries to come as the 2006/07 season spiraled into absurdity. Sigh.

Well, it looks like the ovulation-inducing Moreau is finally on the mend! As this YouTube clip shows, he's been busy arm wrestling rubber bands, playing full-body cat's cradle, and sword fighting, all in the name of Medicine! It's far, far too late to save the season, but at least we can be assured that Chopper and his repaired shoulder will be bringing sexy back in October 2007. Squee!