Breaking News: Lupul Not So Dreamy

So the Oilers cleaned out their lockers on Monday or, in Lupul's case, packed up the mountain of balled-up hockey tape that had been thrown at him in disgust throughout the season. Nice garbage bag, douche. Hilariously, MacT has no qualms about calling ol' dreamy eyes a failure. Twice.

In other news, Stoll's head is still aping a watermelon dropped from the fifth floor. He doesn't think the injury is career ending, but he also doesn't have an M.D.

In other other news, Schremp is boring!

P.S. The Wings are leading the Flames 4-0 right now and I can't stop smiling. Calgary's defence couldn't be worse if it were made up entirely of cloned Toby Petersons. Also, I laugh a little every time I see Hasek's mask because it looks like the one I wore in bunnies. Get a real mask, you clown!