"Yo mama's so fat..."

We already knew that Sean Avery was full of class, but now I've discovered that he is also the king of comebacks. Apparently Avery does not take well to taunts from opposing fans. While his team was participating in intense warm-up drills before the game on Saturday, Avery was busy speculating about the weight of the taunter's absent girlfriend. On three separate occasions.

Elisha Cuthbert knew how to pick 'em.

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Also, I'm feeling the pressure to send Hemsky a prize. Stay tuned on that front.

Sirs and Ladysirs - Hot Oil Presents your 2007 Hot-Off Champion

A 12-year-old boy who goes by the name Ales. You pervs.

Here's your certificate, Hemmer. Feel free to print it off and hang it in your locker beside your Linkin Park poster:


There will be no prize package this year because I suspect that the Oilers mailman is a thief. Either that or Ethan Moreau is an ungrateful bastard, which is unthinkable.

I'd also like to point out that Moreau re-entered the lineup and Hemsky got injured immediately after Hemsky's Hot-Off victory became apparent. Coincidence?

The curse of the Hot-Off is real, y'all. Next year vote for Stortini.

Post 300

FUCK YOU EIG.


P.S. Hemsky won the hot-off. (No wonder Moreau is back in the lineup)

Last year I said I got this for Christmas - but in the end, I didn't.

This year, my best friend made up for it.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. I blame all the people who voted Ales to win the hot-off as the reason for his recent injury.

The hot-off curse begins! Here we go 2008!

We have FINALS

 

You know the drill...