Sirs and Ladysirs - Hot Oil Presents your 2007 Hot-Off Champion

A 12-year-old boy who goes by the name Ales. You pervs.

Here's your certificate, Hemmer. Feel free to print it off and hang it in your locker beside your Linkin Park poster:


There will be no prize package this year because I suspect that the Oilers mailman is a thief. Either that or Ethan Moreau is an ungrateful bastard, which is unthinkable.

I'd also like to point out that Moreau re-entered the lineup and Hemsky got injured immediately after Hemsky's Hot-Off victory became apparent. Coincidence?

The curse of the Hot-Off is real, y'all. Next year vote for Stortini.