Day 7: Casual wear put to the test.

It's 7am on a Saturday morning. The fact that I even found creative pictures of these two is remarkable. My commentary, thus, will be comparably unremarkable.

This man, Petr Sykora, is a seasoned veteran in the NHL. His hobbies include speaking in another language, wearing expensive clothing and supporting Lance Armstrong.

If you don't vote for him, he may never cut his hair.









Competitor number 2, Jarret Stoll, is a prairie boy living out his dreams in the NHL. In his spare time, he enjoys squinting in the sun, dating C-list cougar-celebrities (couglebrities?) and exposing his nipples.

If you don't vote for him, his confidence will be shot and he'll never be able to steal Elisha Cuthbert away from Sean Avery.


Which man has more style? Which man has more substance? Which man makes you SQUEE?! Vote now in the comments.

WE HAVE A TIE! THE HOT OIL TIEBREAKER GIVES THE VICTORY TO SYKORA!