Day 28: Or how I learned to stop worrying about Marty Reasoner being out of the competition and love the war

Jan Hejda.



Dwayne Roloson.



Will this competition be as one-sided as I fear?

Vote wisely.

Vote once.

Vote now.

VOTING OVER! ROLI KICKS HEJDA TO THE CURB AND MOVES ON TO THE SEMIS!

Day 27: Staios attempts a coup d'état

Ladies and gentlemen, here are your two competitors on this fine day 27. Jason Smith is the kind of man you want by your side if you're walking down a dark alley. Candidate number two, Steve Staios, is here to take out the captain. Sexy? Definitely.


Voting Over. Oh Captain, my Captain, wins.

Roli and Pisani are raising readers!

so says The Edmonton Journal

Baby Oilers!

so cute!

steve staios

monsieur torres
(remember: ginger kids are people too)

babyrolisquee!

Day 26: Torres versus Moreau

vs.



Which one gets your heart racing? Vote now!

VOTING OVER! MOREAU TAKES IT IN A LANDSLIDE.

Day 25: Only the strongest remain?

(sorry about the delay in posting this - it was a late night)

This is how things look as we enter round 3.

Today, it's youth vs. the machine.

Does anyone think that Smid can out-hot MacT? Anyone?














LADISLAV SMID vs. MACT

FOR A TICKET TO THE SEMI-FINALS.
VOTE NOW.

VOTING OVER! SEXY PLAYER-COACH CRAIG MACTAVISH MOVES ON TO THE FINAL FOUR!

(SUCK IT, SMID)

Day 24: The Last One Standing vs. Edmonton's Favourite Pants

First up is Roli, the last of the Hot Oil boyfriends still in the running. Dwayne's hobbies include sporting boyish haircuts, suffering injuries in the hands of Marc-André Bergeron and making funny faces (as seen here in this very un-serial killeresque photo). If you don't vote for him, Alana will T.P. your house.









vs.

















This is my bad drawing of Roli's fake competitor. His real competitor is Fernando Pisani. Pisani's hobbies include looking Amish during the playoffs, wearing magical pants (see above) and scoring on Cam Ward, among other goaltenders. If you don't vote for him, my fantasy hockey team, Krasnokamsk Muscle, will drive you out of town.

Vote now, unless you're willing to simultaneously suffer both consequences mentioned above.

VOTING OVER. ROLI BLOWS THE PANTS OFF FERNANDO. ROUND 2 DONE.