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Day 8: The Day Alana Learns to Count

Today's battle pits three relative unknowns against Hot Oil favourite Kyle Brodziak.

VOTE NOW!

Josef Hrabal

Kyle Brodziak

Jordan Eberle

Jordan Bendfeld

NO CONTEST. IT'S HOT RODZIAK.

DAY 7: "J" is for "just who are you again??"

No banter because I know nothing about these dudes.

JDD WINS!

Day 5: The Stud versus the Dessert

Welcome to Day 5 of the 2008 Hot-Off! We've got four competitors in this bracket, but let's be honest: real estate salesman Paukovich and meathead-esque JFJ don't have a chance. This is a battle between Jason "Studwick" Strudwick and Gilbert "Creme" Brule.

Strudwick is Edmonton-born, can grow a kickass moustache, is willing to rock out to Bon Jovi, and likes to spaz.













Brule is also Edmonton-born, pronounces his name "Jill-bear," has dreamy eyes, and the XBox version of him can do nifty tricks.













Here are those other two clowns, if neither of the above rock your boat:

Geoff Paukovich










Jean-Francois Jacques











46% STUDWICK!! 43% BRULE!!

Because I'm posting this every place possible.

...and if MC79 can post political content...



I have watched this nearly two dozen times already. It's as addictive as...

Day 5: In those moving pictures

Sorry guys, I didn't mean for it to work out like this. Any of these guys could've won the last fight. A good battle right?

Dwayne Roloson:


Erik Cole:


Ethan Moreau:


Fernando Pisani:



Suggest your favourite videos in the comments!!

SHOCKER: MOREAU WINS.

Day 4: A Vote for DP is a Vote for Cheeseburgers

Here we are at Day 4 of the 2008 Hot-Off, and we have entered the realm of the Ds. You're all familiar with Dustin Penner (above), who will appeal to the ladies who find slow, out of shape "athletes" attractive, but what of the rest of this bracket? Let's have a look, shall we?

David Rohlfs

Who the hell is this guy? Apparently he's a blueliner, and was acquired by the Oil because he's a big dude (6-foot-3, 234 lbs). He's a college boy (U Michigan), so your parents would probably like him. Is that hot?

Denis Grebeshkov

Denis, here, has actually seen some ice time with the Oil so that gives him a bit of an advantage. He also brings about fond memories of MAB getting shipped out of town, and once played for the Lokomotiv, the Prez's favourite Russian team. What's not to like?

Devan Dubnyk

Devan is a ridiculously tall (6-foot-6) goalie who's been in our system for ages and probably won't be seeing any play this year, once again. He also sort of reminds me of Winchester. Are you into ladylike giants? Vote for Devan.

DUSTIN PENNER WITH 72% OF THE VOTE