Monday, October 15, 2007

Player of the week!

Too bad if he ever wants to be an Oiler again, he has to clear waivers again.

Your AHL player of the week...

Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!


Or maybe the whole waivers thing is a scam... Here are Allan's comments (from the comments section):

13.3 Re-Entry Waivers. A Player who required Regular Waivers may not be Recalled without first clearing Re-Entry Waivers, in accordance with Section 50.9(g) of this Agreement.

50.9(g) Minor League Compensation. Neither the salaries nor signing bonuses paid to minor league Players shall be counted against a Club's Upper Limit or the Players' Share. For a Player on a One-Way NHL Contract or a Two-Way Contract with a Minor League Salary and compensation that could be earned in excess of the following amounts:
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2007-2007: $100,000
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the following rules shall apply:
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(ii) To the extent the Player does require Waivers to be Loaned to a minor league affiliate, he cannot be Loaned or Recalled to the NHL parent Club during the same League Year without also clearing a new Re-Entry Waiver procedure, pursuant to which the Player can be claimed by another NHL Club for fifty percent of the contract's remaining amounts to be paid, with the balance to be paid by and charged to the waiving NHL Club....


Patrick Thoresen is on a two-way deal (any player under 25 has to sign a two way, entry-level deal), and the maximum minor-league compensation for recent drafts is well under the $100,000 cutoff (Article 9), so he should be exempt from re-entry waivers.

I'd love to have someone show me how I'm wrong, because I'm worried that this is another display of CBA-related incompetence by the Oilers, like "We can sign Kharamnov without drafting him" and "I didn't know the salary cap would go up."


Saturday, October 13, 2007

DingDingDing!

Welcome to Round 2! Up first we have two promising young 'uns who are ready to battle TO THE DEATH for your affection. Hot Oil favourite Brodziak is all like, "Bring it, Gagner," and Gagner is like, "Oh, I'll bring it. Don't worry," and Brodziak is all like, "I never do." IT"S ON! VOTE NOW!

HOT-ROD-ZIAK WINS

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I Love a Man in Uniform

My boyfriend Dwayne Roloson has been named an honorary police officer with the St. Paul Police. Rawr. So many dirty jokes; so little time.

*Thanks to courtney for the heads-up. Keep scrolling down to vote in the hot-off.

Moving right along...

Loxy is dead, y'all. At least, that's the only valid reason that I can come up with for her missing her turn posting the next hot-off battle. I'll understand if you need to take a moment to mourn her passing.



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OKAY! We've made an executive decision to give a free pass to the remaining Oilers who are facing minor-league losers in the first round. Not making the team is decidedly not hot. As such, Roli, Sanderson, Staios, Stoll, Torres, and Ulanov (?) get pushed through. Rad? I thought so.

Hold your horses, there, kiddies -- we're not on to the second round just yet. I present to you: the epic battle of

SOURAY VERSUS TARNSTROM!












STOP! HE'S ALREADY DEAD! SOURAY WINS!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Marc (sans Antoine) Pouliot vs. Marty Reasoner


Today's battle is between a pimply teenager and an extremely photogenic 3rd/4th line centre. The former appears to be trying to anglicise his name (or perhaps big JFJ "suggested" to him that only one man on the team may have a hyphenated name). The latter already has gone by the same name for quite some time. If you don't vote for Pouliot, he'll come to your house and give you mono. If you don't vote for Reasoner, a certain blogger may come to your house and put toothpaste on all of your doorknobs. Choose wisely.

NO CONTEST. REASONER!

Oh Captain, New Captain

Dear Oilers players,

Better looking people do prosper.

Signed,

The Fans

Monday, October 1, 2007

Behind the Glasses

There was an extensive profile on superfox MacT in the Journal yesterday. It's an interesting read, if only for the shout-out to Hot Oil and its commenters:

Part of his local fame, with female fans at least, derives from his looks. Readers of the website Hot-Oil.blogspot.com recently voted him as the hottest Oiler in team history, dubbing him the Silver Fox. "Not only is he hot, he has the best vocabulary -- you'll always learn a new word listening to him (and oh, what a voice)," said one smitten fan.

"MacT has a George Clooney-esque deliciousness about him," wrote another.

There you have it -- MacT's hotness is officially news!

*A big thanks to Scarlett for the heads-up.