Historical Hot-Off: Vote Now!

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Historical Hot-Oil Hot-Off

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Results: Historical Hot-Oil Hot-Off

Is he ours?

Do we even want him?

EDIT: Yes he is.

EDIT: And no, I don't think so.

Oh, gross.

Mike beat me to it because I have, you know, a job, but I thought it worth noting that Mike Comrie and Hillary Duff's relationship has been upgraded from "complete strangers" to "humping." What is one to do when two of her least favourite people in the world start mating? One sighs, and mutters, "ew."

Historical Hot-Off: Coming Soon

To pass the rest of the long summer days, we've decided to have a Oilers Alumni Hot-Off before the Annual Hot-Off (comprised of current players and prospects).

So I need a list of the 32 more influential Oilers. I have thought of 28, but want you folks to vote for the remaining 4.

Glenn Anderson
Kelly Buchberger
Paul Coffey
Grant Fuhr
Wayne Gretzky
Charlie Huddy
Dave Hunter
Lee Fogolin
Curtis Joseph
Petr Klima
Jari Kurri
Georges Laraque
Ken Linseman
Kevin Lowe
Craig MacTavish
Todd Marchant
Kevin McClelland
Mark Messier
Andy Moog
Bill Ranford
Tommy Salo
Dave Semenko
Craig Simpson
Jason Smith
Steve Smith
Ryan Smyth
Esa Tikkanen
Doug Weight

Vote now in the comments for your favourite Ex-Oilers!

Tastes Great, Mom!

Awwww! It's a baby advertising whore taking his first steps. I actually think Gretzky's acting ability has decreased since this was shot, if that's possible. This ad really is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in in the corpse of the world's loudest, craziest, most nonsense-spewing hobo: Why would they have sugary soda for players to drink on the bench? Did that guy just shoot a bottle of 7-Up at Michel Larocque? Why did everyone on the Jets have terrible hair? Who's that creep staring at the camera over Gretzky's shoulder? Did anyone get fired over this ad? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Well...nothing's happening. I think K.Lo is on vacation or something, so a crappy ad with dubious ties to the Oil is the best I can do, folks. Looking UP!

Fresh Meat!

Sheldon Souray is probably an Oiler! This former Mr. Baywatch has a hard shot and collects powerplay goals like my hair collects split-ends. That is to say, a lot. Clearly, we'll never see Souray on Craig Simpson's PP.

I think it's safe to say the addition of this sexy blueliner increases the Oilers' team hotness substantially. Nice move, Lowe!

The answer, friends, is: David Duval

We've been getting a lot of hits today from the Google query: What pro golfer answers to the nickname "Double D"? Well, now you know. In other news: Oilers still sad.