Last year I said I got this for Christmas - but in the end, I didn't.

This year, my best friend made up for it.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. I blame all the people who voted Ales to win the hot-off as the reason for his recent injury.

The hot-off curse begins! Here we go 2008!

We have FINALS

 

You know the drill...

Shout at the Devils!

Back in the land of oil and honey for a few days, I managed to score tickets to tonight's tilt against the Devils of New Jersey. And I will make a point of shout, shout, shouting at them. The Prez is gonna be there too, so we'll be holding our annual Hot Oil Symposium during the second intermission behind some garbage cans under section 118. Motions will be passed, makeovers will be done, and Oiler-related swooning will ensue. Or something. Anyways, I GOTS OILER TICKETS! GO! OIL!

Semi-finals, part deux.

The Favourite

The Underdog


VOTE OVER. 

The Results

Hemsky: 84
Moreau: 70
Anonymous votes (don't count): 5
Ulanov (and it wasn't me): 1

There will be a new Hot Off Champion in town.

I need to count those votes.

But instead I'm writing about visiting Edmonton. That's right folks, the Loxy is in the Edmonton. For 3 nights only! Last night, I visited this fun dueling piano bar called Ivory something-or-other. In the crowd was local celebrity and stealer of the term "Scorcoff", Gene Principe.

I would've taken a picture of him doing dirty dances with a blonde lady, but by that time, the place had cleared out pretty much and I would've looked like a paparazzi. I should've talked to him. I should've accused him of stealing our word. I was not a very good investigative journalist!

Next time, Principe, next time.

SEMI-FINALS! OMG!

We're down to the final four Hot-Off contenders: Moreau, Hemsky, Staios (WTF?), and Souray. Today's matchup pits a Czech against a Chopper. A propensity to pass against a propensity to collect freak injuries. Who's it going to be? VOTE NOW.

MOREAU

HEMSKY


Ethan, de-throned!

Three wins in a row!

Until this:  

Last Round of the Quarter Final!

Evidence that we have slipped into Bizarro Oil Country:

1) The Oil pulled a win out of their asses last night to defeat that douche CFP.
2) Moreau's wingman Staios managed to beat reasonably-attractive Marty Reasoner in the Hot-Off.

Me am not ready to end this week's ugly-contest!

Hockey-player-Souray am in perfect health and am have excellent minus-rating! Do not vote against Souray!

Hockey-player-Torres am not half-alive and am not unperplexed none of the time. Do not vote against Torres!

SOURAY LOSES!

Hot Off: Marty vs. Macedonia

Marty skates at a 90 degree angle, but he's witty. Staios skates upright but has fewer points. Whose style strikes your fancy?

Holy hell. Staios Wins.

It's about time for another face-off!

Dustin Penner - overweight and overpaid when he showed up to training camp. But there is a longing in those eyes, a brightness that shouts "hey guys, I already won a stanley cup, it's all downhill from here". And we long for better days.

Ethan Moreau - a man cursed with a beautiful face and a brittle body. He plays so hard, when he actually gets to play. Will this be another season where his grinding stride doesn't hit the ice? Maybe it's meant to be. He looks better in a suit.

Voting over. Moreau never tires of winning.

An Ode to the Brode

A loser in the hot-off, but a winner in our hearts. Join the movement.

Quarter Finals!

Slowly but surely, we're making our way toward the championship battle in the 2007 Hot-Off. As we close in on the Finals, the competition is getting more and more fierce. And by fierce, I mean like Tyra Banks, not like Tatiana the tiger.

In round 1 of the quarter-finals, we have Hemsky versus Brodziak. Which is sexier: neck-scars, or black eyes? VOTE NOW.












He might be a favorite of the ladies at Hot-Oil, but he's not your favorite. The Rod has been defeated.

Hemsky wins.

It's official, the Oilers suck. Vote anyways.

You get the drill.

THE LITTLE BULL ADVANCES N A CLOSE ROUND! SORRY, PREZ.

Dining in Style

My lovely friend (and fellow fan club executive member), Don E. Coyote, gave me this delightful lunch bag for my birthday.



It came with a small cardboard jersey and stickers to personalize the bag. The idea might have been to put one's own name here. No matter.

Small town Alberta versus Small town Saskatchewan

This one will be close. The squee factor is high. Dreamy dimples or shiny hair? I don't care who wins this one. I'm just happy Ulanov made it into the second round, thanks to a win by default. Also, assists are sexy.

HIP HOP SOURAY! 

I Hate You All.

Through Facebook campaigning, my boyfriend Dwayne Roloson has been ruthlessly cut from this competition, and I get the feeling that the rest of the Oil will fall to the same fate if these Marty-faithful Facebookers (who are not regular readers of this blog, may I add) are called to action each round. Which would be BORING. Shall we just call it a day and declare Marty the winner now?

If you don't think so, please feel free to vote in today's showdown. Sanderson versus Staios. This is the battle for the basement, folks, so vote wisely.













Staios says no to drugs and destroys Sanderson.

Why do goalies always win? Another day of the Hot-Off.

Marty Reasoner: All substance, some style. Girls love a guy with a sense of humour, it's true!


Dwayne Roloson: Doesn't have an "A" on his jersey. But, Girls love a goalie.


This is a battle that divides the girls at Hot-Oil. But since I wrote the post, you can see which way it leans.

Vote for Marty. He would vote for you. And he wouldn't vote anonymously, cause he knows we don't count those votes.

SIGH. Marty wins, you dinks.

It's the Prez's birthday!

Topless Ulanov!

How do you like your P? With an enner or an isani?

What's hotter? A -2 rating or serious gastrointestinal distress?
YOU DECIDE.











In other news, the roster page has finally been updated. The team is a lot smiley-er this year, so I'm guessing the photographer used a puppet of some sort. Overall, the photos are pretty good (Brodziak looks HOT, yo), but sweet mother of god what happened to Roy and Pouliot? Not even my junior high photo where I had a perm and braces was this bad.

In other other news, GOILERS!

No Poop for you. Penner wins.

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